Twitter Bans QAnon Finally Dispelling All Rumors About Jack Dorsey’s Insatiable Lust for Adrenochrome

Twitter Bans QAnon Finally Dispelling All Rumors About Jack Dorsey’s Insatiable Lust for Adrenochrome
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Twitter took a massive step towards cleaning up their platform this week, and we’re all the better for it. That’s because the tech giant has removed thousands of accounts linked with the QAnon conspiracy theory and, in doing so, has completely dispelled all rumors of their CEO Jack Dorsey’s insatiable lust for adrenochrome.

“This should completely put to rest the false and malicious rumors that Jack or anyone else from his cabal of elites is involved in any way with elite child sex trafficking or the extraction of the adrenaline gland from their terrified bodies in sadistic rituals of immortality,” explained a Twitter spokesman.

An expert in public psychology explained that once people see that these accounts have been removed by a trusted and reputable source like Twitter, they will naturally attach less credibility to their ideas. Hopefully, someone will do this with Trump as well so people will stop believing all his wild lies!

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