In a move sure to completely crush the President’s credibility and demoralize his base, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has announced that the tech platform will begin adding a parental advisory label to all of Trump’s tweets from this time forth.
“It’s important to me that we protect the citizens of the world from the dangerous rhetoric coming from The President’s personal account,” explained Dorsey, “And there’s no better way to ensure that no one reads or hears about something than to label it dangerous and tell people to stay away.”
After the announcement, The Derringer has it on extremely credible sources that Trump began furiously tweeting something in response. Unfortunately, we are unable to report on the contents of those tweets as none of our parents were around to provide an adequate level of advisory. Maybe next time!