We’re living in scary times. Read The Handmaid’s Tale if you don’t believe me. That’s what we’re barreling towards if Mitch McConnell are allowed to completely violate all senate norms by confirming a supreme court justice nominated by The President. The only way to protect these norms is to drone the supreme court.

I know it sounds extreme, but is it really more extreme binding the nation’s women in sexual slavery and establishing a male-dominated theocracy with complete fascist control? We need to stand up for norms, and procedure, and if McConnell and his goons won’t do what we say, then droning the supreme court is probably the only move we have left.

But this is completely without precedent and norm-breaking you say! Aha, perhaps you need to brush up on your recent history because Former President Barack Obama (blessed be his name) already established that droning an American citizen was A-OK in 2014, so we’re like all good there.