Success! CDC Says ’15 Days to Slow the Spread’ Allllllmost Finished

Success! CDC Says ’15 Days to Slow the Spread’ Allllllmost Finished
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It’s been a long 15-days, but it’s been totally worth it. That’s because today the CDC announced that the the 15-days-to-slow-the-spread-anti-coronavirus-measures which were started back in March have been a massive success and are allllllmost finished.

“We’re juuuuuusssttt about to his that 15-day mark,” said CDC Director Robert Redford, “We’re so close, so very, very, very close to completely containing the virus and, may I add, a bit ahead of schedule.”

Wow! Very cool! Who knew time could fly that fast? I don’t know about you, but this reporter, could still use a few days more rest before this short vacation is already over!

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