TRUMP UNLEASHES THE KARENS

rioters finally meet their match
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The city of Minneapolis is at a standstill. Rioters, who have burned and looted for days have suddenly been faced with an insurmountable obstacle after President Trump took action and unleashed the Karens. “I didn’t want to have to do this. I really didn’t. It was not easy, but you have to keep law and order and that’s what we did here. That’s why we unleashed the Karens.”

Upon being released, the Karens first action was to ask to speak with the manager of the riots. After it was discovered that there was no manager, the Karens let out a shriek that is said to have broken glass on tall buildings and began smashing and kicking protestors with the strength of ten men.

Many have called the deployment of the Karens an unnecessary escalation, pointing out that once they have been unleashed, there’s no way to know if they’ll ever be put back in check. “No need to worry,” explained the Governor, “If the Karen’s get out of hand, we’ll eventually overwhelm them with the Beckys who they hate more than anything, and the Beckys can be brought into line pretty easily by the Kevins who are honestly pretty nice guys who we wouldn’t mind having around.”

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