The Derringer has exclusive news of an event that honestly may have happened a while back, but, hey, we’re not always up to the minute with these things. An exclusive source tells us that a number of mostly peaceful amateur pilots have decided to take a trip to The Big Apple for some much needed culture and fun.
At the moment, our reporters cannot determine exactly how or why this is newsworthy given the generally peaceful behavior of the pilots which falls well withing their rights, but, hey, sh*t doesn’t happen every day, so you gotta do a fluff piece now and then.
In unrelated news, huge clouds of black smoke have descended on the city like it’s some sort of apocalyptic hellscape. Anyway, we’ll let you know more as soon we get any idea what’s going on or whatever. In unrelated news, does anyone have a working news-wire?