Miracle COVID Cure Injects Black Lives Matter Protestors Directly into the Bloodstream

Miracle COVID Cure Injects Black Lives Matter Protestors Directly into the Bloodstream
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For over a month now people have been protesting in the streets for racial justice, and during this time they have been completely immune from COVID-19. Although all the top experts agreed that in no way shape or form could anti-racism protests spread the virus, they didn’t realize that they could use this power to actually cure the virus… until now.

Today, Gilead Sciences announced the completion of a trial for a radical new COVID cure, and the results were more than promising. “We found that injecting Black Lives Matter protestors directly into the bloodstream completely stops the virus in its tracks,” explained Gilead CEO Daniel O’Day, “The virus, it seems, is itself anti-racist and joins in to rally against the real plague of our society, systemic bias.”

Wow. Powerful stuff. I wonder if all the media grifters who claimed that the protests would spread COVID will finally come clean to the public and apologize. Probably not, but this reporter is certainly happy they’ve been mainlining this stuff since January.

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