Honestly, these f*cking Boomers have got to go. The Derringer has it on extremely good sources that one of them was watching the totally awesome and revolutionary protests on TV and was like, WTF, Corona? LOL. Like anyone even remembers Corona anymore, Boomer.
Seriously Coron-what? Like, what is that even? We’re in a revolution and you’re talking about some beer thing? Dude, get a grip. We have inside sources that this Boomer was, like, really mad about it or something. I don’t know. Maybe he’ll die from that Coron-whatever thing or something.
Anyway, The Derringer will bring you more information about the story if this Boomer ever does anything interesting.