It was sight to behold to justice-starved eyes. The small, locally run daycare went up in flames like a powerful symbol of the flames of evil in our country. “LOL, like, justice or whatever,” the protestors said as they looked on and took selfies.
Although we cannot confirm if anyone was in the daycare at the time, we all should admit that the process of achieving justice is going to be hard and you’re probably going to have to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
The event was predictably seized upon by the right-wing media to portray the protests as somehow malicious, but we hope that all informed readers of The Derringer will see that kind of cynical charade. Until next time, keep fighting the good fight!