Workers of the world unite! Overthrow the rule of capital and join the worldwide workers’ revolution! We will live, no longer to “maximize profit,” but instead by the maxim, “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!”
Actually, I misstated that. I meant to say, “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs insofar as we have the resources available to meet them.” That’s much better.
On second thought… No, that’s still not right. Let me try again, “From each according to his ability, to each according to whatever happens to be leftover.”
No, no, no, not quite there. How about this, “From each accord to his ability, to each according to however f***ing much I give him.”
Yes, I think that’s the ticket. Or maybe it should be “From each accord to what I can take from them…”
No, I don’t think that will play well. We’ll stick with the other.
Ahem. Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains! Death to the bourgeois! Long live the proletariat! And the administrative class requisite to manage the affairs of said proletariat!