Everything Must Go!!! Boeing Announces Fire Sale on Its ENTIRE 737 Max Inventory!

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Looking for a new commercial airliner to beat traffic when you’re dropping off the kids at school? Well, today might be your lucky day, because Boeing has announced a fire sale on their entire 737 Max inventory, and that means that everything must go!!!

These prices are crazy low and crashing fast! Come in today, and you may be able to take how a new 737 Max with zero money down! Don’t know how to fly a commercial airliner? Don’t worry about it! The Boeing 737 Max comes equipped with a state-of-the-art autopilot program, which makes flying one of these babies a real dream.

Our customers are adventurous. They don’t mind that the system has a slight tendency to point the nose of the plane downwards. In fact, they view that as part of the thrill of owning a 737 Max, and face it, you’re not going to get another commercial airliner for these prices. Heck, you may even buy two!*

*This content has been sponsored by the Boeing Corporation and in no way reflects the views of The Derringer staff or leadership team.