Err, well, this is a little, ummm, awkward. The Derringer can definitively report that the diversity training seminar held at a local accounting firm went a bit off the rails as the instructor went all in on the whole white racial consciousness thing for like forty minutes.
“You must consider your race first and foremost in all things,” shouted the instructor, “It is the most important defining factor of who you are. Whenever you encounter someone of another race, first consider your racial superiority, I mean, privilege, before talking or interacting with them at all. Then keep it in mind at all times.
The seminar concluded by forcing the employees to get up in front of the room and list from memory all of the ‘essentially white’ traits which are punctuality, hard word, reason, logic, and science. I don’t know about you, but this reporter, is starting to think that this whole being white thing might not be so bad after all.