“We don’t want a fascist in the White House!” That’s what one 2020 presidential candidate yelled out in their latest speech, but it might not be the one you think. Indeed, the Trump campaign has undergone a dramatic pivot since Joe Biden’s announcement that former California Attorney General Kamala Harris would be joining the ticket, pivoting hard to the left and stealing the much sought after Antifa vote.
The President even gave the California Senator a nickname. “Kamala the cop like to play in the mud, but you know what we like to do with pigs,” said Trump before pausing for dramatic effect and the air, “I smell bacon!” he cried to thunderous applause.
Shortly afterwards, Pence was seen spray painting “ACAB” on the side of the white house as he declared that “No pigs will ever live here.” The Trump 2020 campaign store has already sold out of its “No fascist USA” mugs.