Biden Condemns Rioters for Violent Assault on his Poll Numbers

Biden Condemns Rioters for Violent Assault on his Poll Numbers
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Over the weekend, as violent clashes escalated across the country, Democratic Presidential Candidate Joe Biden stepped up and showed us exactly why he’s presidential material. The 70-something-year-old (who remains, shockingly, sharp as a whistle) forcefully condemned rioters for burning down his polling lead like some worthless, immigrant-owned corner store.

“Woah there Jack,” said the former VP, “This stuff is starting to show up in the polls, man! We got to pull it back. C’mon man! This isn’t who we are!”

Unfortunately for the country, Joe hasn’t quite mastered logging into his Zoom meeting, and so his calming words couldn’t be broadcast to the thirsty ears of his leadership-starved public. Sad! I guess those arsonists will be free to commit domestic terrorism on his favorability rating until he figures out how to log into that thing…

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