Hate should have no home in America, and, luckily for us, the Trump administration are making that dream a reality. After a week of viciously racist left-wing boycotts of beloved Latino food brand Goya, Attorney General Bill Barr finally said enough is enough and began charging all boycotters with hate crimes.

Barr explained his decision to a packed briefing room, “We love our Latinos and Latinas, and our country will not stand to see this campaign of open hate. Today, we proclaim that Goya is not lesser than because it is a Mexican company, and all Americans boycotting it will be prosecuted to the full extend of the hate crime statue. Maybe then, we can all come together and be free.”

Federal agents have already begun combing through social media to determine which Americans are guilty ofthis violence. This reporter is no expert in incarceration statistics, but my guess is that those jail are about to start filling up quick!