Not much is certain in this world, but one thing is for sure, and that’s that Copywrite laws come for everyone. Case-in-point, the great Ayatollah Khamenei has filed a lawsuit against the Democratic National Committee for using ‘Death to America’ as their 2020 campaign theme. Bad move, Dems!
The suit, which claims that the ‘Death to America’ slogan is the intellectual property of the Iranian Revolutionary Government, is seeking $250 Million (!) in damages from the Democrats for appropriation of the phrase in the recent convention.
The Democrats have apologized and offered to change their campaign theme to ‘We Must Destroy the Great Satan,’ but inside sources have told The Derringer that the great and generous Khamenei feels some ownership over that phrase as well. Sigh!