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Schiff Defends Smollett: Let He Who Has Never Fabricated a Political Hit Job Out of Thin Air Throw the First Stone

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Paid Bloomberg Endorsements Now World’s 3rd Largest Economy

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Bloomberg on 24/7 Suicide Watch After Worried Aides Learn He’s Considering Hillary Clinton as VP Pick

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In an Effort to Outflank Bernie, Warren Releases a Detailed Plan to Pay for a National Gulag System

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Shockingly Transphobic Study Claims Objective Reality Exists

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Sexual Fantasies About Bloomberg Up 6000% as Non-Stop Ad-Buys Roar into Their 4th Month

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Protestors Swarm Airports as Trump Considers Travel Ban to Stop Chinese Super Virus

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Cocaine Mitch Snorts a Fat Rail Off the Impeachment Articles to Get This Motherf*cking Trial Started

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Democrats Furious After Cruz Takes a Knee During Impeachment Proceedings

Overcrowded Bloomberg Rally Desperately Seeking Three More Chairs

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Is Trump Bribing the American People by Offering a Better Economy if Re-elected?

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Andrew Yang Suspends His Bid for the White House

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Nation’s Largest Pedo Club Holds Annual Rally to Re-Elect the President

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Democrats Abandon Biden Worried He Won’t Actually Destroy This Country

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Romney Comes Out as “Extremely MAGA,” Declares It’s Time to “Un-Cuck” the GOP

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The Walls Are Closing In. Is Acquittal the Beginning of the End for Drumpf?

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Iowans Shocked that the Senate Was Able to Count All Those Darn Acquittal Votes So Fast

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Mitch McConnell One-Ups Pelosi by Ripping Up the Articles of Impeachment